shsldummy:

i absolutely love picking up older books or books that havent been opened in a while and sticking my nose in them for the smell

sighs

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quazza:

why do porn titles have to be so abusive like “slutty cock whore has been a bad girl and takes an ass dick”

how about we be nice about it

“beautiful girl is nice enough to take time out of her busy day to show you all her private parts, even though she is taking a big risk and didn’t have to”

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shsldummy:

i really really want to make out with a girl right now

+1

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nobodylovesringostarr:

tentacruels:

olgie13:

“This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.” 

NOW. MINE

Source: olgie13
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  • sext:

    fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles

Source: masturbuddy
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afghanistagram:

catswithbenefits:

“those damn lemon stealing whores”

“Hey, has it been about 10 seconds since we’ve looked at our lemon tree?”
Source: weepingkind-movedtothanksjupiter
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Greek Pantheon Asks
  • Aphrodite:

    What do you find attractive in a partner?

  • Apollo:

    Favourite song?

  • Ares:

    If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?

  • Artemis:

    Favourite animal?

  • Athena:

    Do you have any special talents?

  • Demeter:

    Favourite food?

  • Dionysus:

    Favourite drink?

  • Hades:

    If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?

  • Hephaestus:

    If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?

  • Hera:

    Do you want to get married and/or have children?

  • Hermes:

    Where in the world would you most like to visit?

  • Hestia:

    Where do you most want to live?

  • Poseidon:

    If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?

  • Zeus:

    If you ruled the world, what would you change?

Source: catsandthelaw
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sorryforpartybarackin:

the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out

Source: sorryforpartybarackin
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the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

image

image

Source: the-adequate-gatsby
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dersing:

dancingchimes-on-a-sunlit-porch:

seththewolf:

sarrahxhabibi:

animaniac101:

hthe-stark-knight-rises:

kommandanthydra:

agent-silva:

emmaontheice:

toothian-a:

guardianhiccup:

fawksman:

starksmash:

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

oh my

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

…You had my curiosity…

[After]

WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!

(I’ll try it

edit

WHAT)

how did you

WHAT

im so confused what is

wait oh

[after]
WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lliff9eOyl1qb3ygk.gif

Oh my god

how what why skjfhsdkfjh whoaushfkjf

wait i dONT SEE IT SOMEONE HELP???

Source: jesscookie
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